imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

laugh-addict:

flatabsandthighgaps:

“Be hydrated”, they said
“It will give you good hair, and clear skin,” they said
“It’s good for you,” they said

“I CANNOT EVEN SLEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO URINATE EVERY HALF HOUR”, I SAID